drag him stuart you wild bitch

Pairing: 2D/Murdoc Rating: General Audiences Includes: Alternate Universe, MPP Universe, Child Character

drabble commission 4 @qorillas​ of her fantastic 2doc child oc, rosie! thank u x 1000+ words, shifting pov, third person. three scenes in the same day

1. it’s basically 2doc but without any of the backstory/chemistry/anything that makes it interesting or compelling2. almost 80% of the fanart for it is just to spite murdoc. like “haha we replaced you and now i’m fucking another dude, cry about it” which is petty and stupid and not a good basis for a ship anyway3. ACE HAS NO PERSONALITY. literally none. he might be an absolute cunt, who’s to fucking say4. WHY IS HE EVEN THERE?? this is another list in itself but long story short, a side character from an irrelevant cartoon being the new bassist for gorillaz is fucking stupid and it makes my brain hurt and the idea that he’s now fucking the singer is even more stupid and asdfgbfds i’m tired5. if i have to see one more rape joke thrown at murdoc, i’m going to claw my eyes out and eat them6. ACE IS FUCKING UGLY AND FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE

Oh no Murdoc fucked up now we gotta find some other green bitch

Ace: *coughing because he crushed a halls fruit weezer into a meth pipe* fuck you *squirts 2d with a super soaker full of his piss*

maybe somebody did this but

virtual singers/bands gay fans alignment chart

a bonus:

Just kind of a sketchy thing I felt like doing.  Something calm.

I like night drives, just hanging out with someone late in the evening and experiencing that sense of peace that comes with the hum of the engine, the vibration of the wheels on the road and the scenery passing by.  I like to imagine that, sometimes, maybe the members of the Gorillaz also enjoy this kind of quiet time.

1000+ words, 2D’s pov, second person

reference to maybe unhealthy relationship dynamics, also fuck cops