It comes apart, the way it does in bad films.

not kidding everyone’s body is addicted to creating cysts. Just doing it all god damn day. all the food you eat in hopes of growing big and strong? Yeah actually those calories will be used by your cells on their favorite process: cysting it up on a tuesday afternoon

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

and to the tgirls who aren't sure why the dresses and the makeup and the jewelry aren't working for them: there can be more to "transfemininity" than the feminine timelines you see passed around like prayer beads. your "after" can be something else if you want it to be.

My gender journey swung me into feminine at first, as I think we all do, but then I eased back and embraced all aspects of my life in the way I like them. I don't wear dresses but always wear skirts, I don't wear makeup or paint my nails (I stopped after nearly dying and finger oximeters need a bare nail) but I do adorn myself with gorgeous silvers. My gender is artist and woodworker who is transfem, and my short nails and lightly scarred hands are testament to that. My life is sculpted around practicality, my autistic bluntness seeing no value to me in makeup that's easily sweated off or long painted nails that could chip catch or break. Life is for the living and I escaped the box of the assigned gender, I ain't gonna try cram myself into any other boxes aside from the spacious one I have built around my life by living it.

Quit smoking fags with the lads. Come smoke reefer with a griefer

quit smoking reefers with the griefers. smoke a fat blunt with a sick cunt

enough smoking fat blunts with the sick cunts. Come deeply toke with a creepy bloke

no more deep tokes with creepy blokes. come chuff darts with an old fart

Forget chuffing darts with old farts. Come dab on doobies with shag and scooby

you dont need to dab doobies with shag and scooby. come smoke cones with an old crone

don't bother smoking cones with an old crone. Come hit the bong with king kong

why would you hit the bong with king kong, when you can puff grass with the badass

No point in puffing grass with the badass. Come smoke a bowl with a dhole

I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

bring his ass to a simmer

i want to be flirted with!!! i want to be desired!!! i want to be lusted after!!!

so glad that funny knuckle tattoo ideas is becoming a new meme because i’ve been compiling a list for YEARS on my phone. this is a subject i think about a lot.

we can save those guys stuck in that ramshackle submarine. we simply need to drink all the water in the ocean

the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end

Hi, I run a small Etsy business selling replica Scott Pilgrim cosplay items. You’re personally hurting my livelihood by saying this. Think about the effect your words have on others.

The handwriting style speaks volumes...