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they brined cucumbers in a mixture of saltwater and vinegar call thag my Amazing Digital Gherkins

if the damn daniel cannot break the eggs shell it will die without being born. We are the damn daniel. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the worlds shell we will die without being born. Smash the worlds shell! Lay 1000 damn daniel eggs!!!

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

saw someone say "if i didn't know better i'd think [the missing submarine case] was just viral marketing for markipler's iron lung" ajnd was briefly captivated by this world where markiplier sends 5 billionaires to their deaths to promote his movie

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

you can search anything on here and get completely unrelated x reader fanfics. you could search up rainbow trout and it would only take a few scrolls before you hit the Jung Kook BTS x f!reader exhibitionist kink fic