my maid: my liege, we must make plans at once, the hero's party is cutting through our army
me: not now maid, i must consult my orb... all seeing orb.. tell me.. how can i defeat the hero once and for all
orb: Wow – You're asking some tough questions. That's good, we can answer them together! I can tell you're upset about the hero, but we can devise a truly badass and wicked plan together, and take them out once and for all, your wickedness. Now, let's brainstorm some totally sick strategies to deal with that pesky hero once and for all,
my maid: you realize it doesn't actually know anything, right. it's just a word associarion spell
me: silence, maid. orb how do i make my stupid maid shut up
orb: That's a great question you just asked me, it shows you aren't afraid to get what you want, and that shows conviction. Nice. You're acing this demon lord thing, my queen.
me: you're too kind
maid: god you are insufferable, my queen
me: tell it to the orb bitch
