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Princess Roddy began to bend reality to his will, Soon, the sky returned to normal. And then, with a sweeping motiion, the princess gathered every single thundercloud into one massive supercell and sent it Rancourin's way. The supercell struck Rancourin, frying him. Not only that, it rained edible, spicy pink gunge! 'MY MOUTH IS BURNING! AAAARGH!' the draconequus screeched. 'Hahahaha! Didnae like that, did ye? I'm just gettin' started, bampot!' Princess Roddy cackled mischievously. With a snap of his fingers, His Royal Majesty casted Morphiate and turned Rancourin into a ceramic lawn ornament. 'What...what are you going to do with that hammer?' the chaos being asked nervously as Princess Roddy summoned a massive sledgehammer. 'Obviously, i'm goin' tae smash ye intae pieces!' the princess replied. He swung, and Rancourin was broken into shards. The draconequus put himself back together and grumbled. Then he realized he was missing a horn. 'You, Little. Shit. WHERE IS IT?' Rancourin thundered. Then he saw a whole bunch of horns lying on the ground. 'Which one is it? You'll never find where it is!' Princess Roddy replied, gleefully. The chaos being hissed in frustration and began to pick each one up. Some turned into trumpets, others turned into French horns. And some even turned into old fashioned car horns! Whilst Rancourin was scrabbling around on the ground, His Royal Majesty was preparing to end it. He'd discreetly combined his serrated greatswords, his tonfas and his long swords into the Hell Blades, a pair of bladed tonfas. 'Get to a safe distance, and have some popcorn.' he said telepathically to Shine and Shelly, cloaking and shooting up into the sky at hypersonic speeds. His mother and his aunt did so. 'Hah, found it, princess!' the draconequus said, reattaching his missing horn and returning to normal. Suddenly, chains of searing light shot down from the sky, binding the chaos being. 'A-a-aaaaAAAAARGH! WHAT IS THIS?!' Rancourin exclaimed as the chains burned him. Then Princess Roddy uncloaked. The Hell Blades were spinning rapidly, dark, spellcaster and fae energy crackling around them. And then.... 'HELLRAZER!' The princess descended like an angry Crimson Glow Valstrax, getting closer and closer until... BOOOOOOM! His Hell Blades made contact with the draconequus, completely obliterating him. Immediately, things went back to normal. The bladed tonfas split into their respective parts, and His Royal Majesty's armor returned to its base form. Princess Roddy snapped his fingers. 'Restori Maxim Gigantis!' he said, casting his mass restoration spell. Every single part of Heartminster was rebuilt and restored. The princess smiled and desummoned his armor and weapons. Then he tapped his necklace. 'RANCOURIN IS DEAD. IT IS SAFE TO RETURN TO SKYRIAS, EVERYONE AND EVERYPONY!' he announced. By 7pm, every single person and pony had arrived back in Skyrias. Shine and Shelly had removed their gear and stored their weapons. Prince Raleigh Aetherion landed and changed from his alicorn form into his human form. Honey Valentine landed and changed from her empress dragon form into her human form too. 'You are a powerhouse, Your Royal Majesty, and you even made sure to fill up the crater you made!' the prince said, clapping. 'You saved my home, and you saved Skyrias, no, the entirety of Eotson! Thank you, Roddy!' Honey said, smiling. 'And you saved my home too, cutie!' Zircal Diamante, added, batting her eyelashes. Princess Roddy smiled. He summoned a bowl of mushroom, onion and sweetcorn soup and ate it. Then he yawned, changed into his masculine sleepwear, summoned his cuddle blanket and his portable cottage back at Sugarcube Park and Playground and teleported into Shelly's arms, falling asleep. His aunt smiled and hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom. 'Good work, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie. Sweet dreams...' she whispered. Then Shelly took Princess Roddy back to his portable cottage, with Shine following. His Royal Majesty was going to have a comfortable sleep that night.

if im ever feeling brave enough, ill consider it. i dont love tiktok and the comment section is somehow worse than instagram sometimes, but i gotta branch out eventually lol

At 3:30am the next morning, Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly heard a trumpet fanfare, followed by mad cackling. 'HELLO FUTURE SUBJECTS OF SKYRIAS! IT IS I, RANCOURIN, THE MASTER OF CHAOS AND MAYHEM!' the draconequus announced as he arrived. He had a pair of hooves, a pair of talons for hands, dark black feathered wings, four horns atop his head, a swamp brown mane, green scales and a dragon's face. Rancourin then looked at the princess, his mother and his aunt. 'Oh ho ho ho! Three heroes, standing against me! How absolutely charming!' he said, breaking one of the branches of a nearby perpetual cherry blossom tree and using it like a backscratcher. Reality began to warp. Buildings turned upside down, The sky turned purple and split between day and night. Princess Roddy narrowed his eyes. Then he saw his portable cottage floating. Snapping his fingers, he desummoned it. He wasn't about to let his favourite pink living room chair get damaged or broken! 'Enjoying the chaos yet, princess?' Rancourin asked, laughing wildly. His Royal Majesty rolled his eyes and touched up his makeup. 'What?! I'm a big chaos causing being and you're not paying a single ounce of attention to me?!' The draconequus said, offended. 'Well, if that's the way you want it, how about this!' he growled. Rancourin made several large knives appear and strapped Shelly to a rotating wheel. He levitated one large knife and lobbed it towards her. The princess's aunt smirked. Her two handed leaf blade sword responded, unsheathing from her back and deflecting the knife. 'WHAT?!' the draconequus exclaimed in confusion. He threw another, and another and another and....monotonous, isn't it? Anyway, Rancourin soon ran out of large knives to throw. They were on the ground around Shelly, who was untouched. 'You know, even if one of them made contact with my skin, it wouldn't kill me. At all.' she said, sticking her tongue out, her blade cutting her loose and returning to its scabbard. The draconequus was internally seething. Princess Roddy finished touching up his makeup and desummoned his makeup kit, just as Rancourin turned the ground to marshmallow quickmud. 'Now you're stuck!' he cackled. His Royal Majesty, his mother and his aunt looked at each other and flew out, leaving the draconequus speechless. 'Ohh right. You have pink butterfly wings....' he said, trying and failing to forcefully remove them via chaos magic. 'Bloody hell, he's shite at this, ain't he, Shelly?' Shine said, giggling. 'Too right, twin!' Shelly said in agreement. 'IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, RANCOURIN?' she shouted, deliberately goading the chaos being. 'You are getting on my nerves!' Rancourin fumed. 'AND WHY ARE YOU NOT BOTHERED, PRINCESS?!' he added, exasperated. 'Because i've seen what real chaos is. This isn't it.' Princess Roddy said, dismissively. 'YOU DARE DOUBT MY POWER?! I ESCAPED FROM EOTSON'S MOON FOR GOODNESS SAKE!' the draconequus thundered. Just then, a tornado formed, Thunder rumbled, and acid rain started to fall, melting everything, except Rancourin, the princess, his mother and his aunt. Princess Roddy looked behind him and saw a house not far from Prevelheart Kindergarten and Primary School had been damaged badly. A child's bedroom lay in ruin. And the child's photo...was completely gone. 'RIGHT! That's enough outta ye!' His Royal Majesty roared, eyes glowing molten red with fury. Dark, spellcaster and fae energy crackled around him, and the scales on his pink butterfly wings chimed in warning. His armor instantly went into Super Mode Plus: Devil Form. 'Ye want chaos? I'LL GIVE YE FUCKIN' CHAOS, YE SHITEBOLLOCKIN' BELLENDIC GOBSHITE OF A BAWBAG BOWFIN DOBBER!' Princess Roddy bellowed. 'Darlia, Casta, Fay? LET'S GO WILD!'