electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

Heartwarming! This Yharnamite became too old and infirm to participate in the hunt but his neighbors came together to get him a gatling gun for his wheelchair

when are they announcing gay sex for the nintendo switch

whenever they finally get around to bayonetta 3

great news everyone

Imagine voicing the most iconic character in all of video games for like forty years and fucking Chris Pratt takes your role once you finally get a big budget movie

hating babies is an extremely disturbing thing to admit to. if you look at a human in the most vulnerable and dependant stage of it's life and become filled with rage, you are actually a fucking freak. get help.

people saying "learn your fandom history" is so fucking funny like ... man literally i dont care

just saw a video compilation of makeup tiktokers showing their makeup with the lights they use for videos on and then just with normal room lights to show "how my makeup really looks in person" and they were all like "see it's normal to have bumps and texture in your skin social media is lying to you >:( no one has smooth skin and beauty gurus fake their smooth skin with lights and/or post editing to sell you foundation" babygirl i hate to say this but you literally just showed me the special lights you use in your videos to make your makeup appear flawless and your skin smooth exactly who do you think are the evil social media people making everyone so self-conscious about their skin texture. how can you have so little self awareness that you complain about a problem while showing how you directly contribute to creating it