Pyxei

@perforatedbussy

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte

The only good addition to this post

the problem.. with gays is that you wear them for a day and then six hours later you can still feel the ghost of them on your head

HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS THE PROBLEM WITH HATS

okay so maybe modern spongebob has some gems in it

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

@jayiko

i miss him

Omg