Women Are My Favorite Guy

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

me when anyone in my notes says degrassi is a bad show in a non-affectionate way. im doing sad donuts on a jetski and then throwing myself off of it and fucking drowning because of you. do you want that on your conscience. you're not doing this to me.

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.