dickless richard

2003 will be my year

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

I’m at a loss for words

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

whats it do?

makes the clothes wetter

That is weird

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

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