you can call me pollyanna

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

Pokemon Heritage Post

Show daddy that nice picture again

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

happy birthday to all the queers I assume it just works like horse birthdays where they all turn a year older on Jan 1.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce