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$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER
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@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
Three Goblin Art
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@pyocorn
Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.
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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet
i am someone who did not die when i should have died
Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:
I have bigger fish to fight
We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home
Opening a can of whales
You made your bed, now shit in it
Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”
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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)
For anyone who doesn't know, this is from the Indy Drag Theatre where I live and these queens are SUPER talented. All of the shows are hilarious drag versions of popular movies/shows during which the audience is encouraged to interact like a drag show.
If you ever get the chance, come see a show! And obviously invite me to go with you since I live here!
This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.
I love how this sentence could apply in either direction
no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.
i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said
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tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy
chai tea (tea tea)
naan bread (bread bread)
sharia law (law law)
sahara desert (desert desert)
lake tahoe (lake lake)
el camino way (the way way)
pendle hill (hill hill hill)
soviet union (union union)
mississippi river (big river river)
the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)
hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)
shakira (shakira)
moon (moon)
Just realized my married friends can never commit the sin of premarital sex again how fucked up is that
Sad! Oh well, there’s other sins.
Name 5
I can name 7
i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
me and the besties going to build a bear
powerful mental image, had to get it out
Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
