not so edible

like ctubbo isn't allowed to be be deeply stubborn or snippy, a lil knife twister, presumptuous and morally dubious in the first place. he can't be a cold blooded murderer or weirdly ruthless or have complicated feelings abt betraying a guy whn they were mutual buddies who actually rlly cared abt eachother. instead he needs to be this poor weebly mushy shape of himself to more easily exist fr angst fodder at the expense of everything tht makes him himself. being treated by the fanbase the same way he hates being treated in canon like okayyyy.........

and same w cq since we're on the ccabinet train,,, he can't be shitty and cruel on his own, a mean girl manipulative genuinely sadistic in a way other characters don't tend to match. the willingness to kill and torture and destroy whatever he can if it means he can win, the fact he would play the craziest jokes on people since DAY ONE and lashes out wildly whenever he feels backed into a corner but nooo no he's actually just a poorrrr baby who never did anything wrongggg :'[ who needs to be saved frm the influence of big bad cschlatt like he didn't CHOSE to be at his side over and over again and actively AGREED and LAUGHED abt soooo so so much of the things that "big bad" cschlatt would do, and was trying to go back to him numerous times b4 and after manburg like 🧍‍♂️

(for the love of god reblog and don’t just like. thank you.)

‘the personification of the house’, inspired by @pogbur and using orpheuslament’s original post here on tumblr.