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Someone asked for my pronouns the other day, and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness I replied "Oh, I see you've sensed my queer energy", like some kind of dungeon warlock

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

Furries are the last hope for our wretched society and every furry is braver than any marine and they deserve respect

FURRIES👏ARE👏THE👏PATRON-GENTRY👏OF👏THE👏21st👏CENTUNRY👏

In light of the news that Hasbro is considering using multiple properties it owns for NFTs, including D&D, I would just like to remind everyone that PDFs of virtually all D&D source books are available online for free if you look and it's always moral to pirate from WotC

crazy how sometimes u dance alone to your favorite song in your bedroom and you are like oh yeah thats why im alive

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

Thanks for the image description!!

Like literally………. Afghan people cannot get their own money from the bank and cannot easily access money sent to them from abroad, often money that they desperately need to feed their families and/or flee the country……….. because the US government wants to give half their money to 9/11 victims because ????? How are the people of Afghanistan responsible for 9/11 in LITERALLY ANY WAY? Oh yeah, and the other half of the money will be put in a trust fund for Afghanistan because Afghand are rebellious children who can’t be trusted with their own money.

I have a feeling the person above understands even bigger economic ramifications of this issue!

I think everyone should make dumb ugly zines and bad music and write shitty books with weird premises and publish them for pay what you will online. I think people should write plays that are only ever intended to be performed with their friends in their living rooms. I think people who like ttrpgs should explore bizarre itch.io games and new systems that have no affiliation whatsoever with any major publishing house. If youre lucky enough to have a cool local community radio station nearby you should listen to that and what people close to you have to say and what they're creating that has no focus on being nationally appealing. I just think creation should be more joyful and local both in a geographic sense and a personal and social sense and unconcerned with whether or not it will be commercially viable or slick or even good beyond your own pride in it. And I think it's good to seek out art that exists for its own sake or to appeal to the community it was created within

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

why is "hating your spouse" such a common idea anyway? marriage is hard in the ways that relating and loving any human being and committing to it is just not an easy journey, but it doesn't have to be MISERABLE my god. eat some comfort foods and buy a weighted blanket and drink some water and take a stroll in the sun, you sound so sad I think you need the vitamin D

It’s especially baffling when you pair it with how pervasive amatonormativity is. In one breath they act like romantic love is the most important thing in the world, single people are to be pitied, ect... And in the next they complain about being shackled down to their spouse and making jokes that puts down the spouse THAT THEY LITERALLY CHOSE TO MARRY. Why did you marry them if being around them makes you miserable? Here’s a crazy idea, maybe don’t get married if you don’t like the person? And yet it remains such a common idea, you see it in sitcoms all the time, where the punchline amounts to: being married sure is terrible and cue laugh track. I honestly don’t get it either.

my phone autocorrected ‘himbo’ to 'HBO’ and this incessant infringement of corporate marketing upon the private lives and serenity of the populace must CEASE

I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person