"Blog"?

levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

it's trite at this point but anthropologically speaking i'd be curious to know if "i hope it happens soon" ever referred to the same thing for so many people before

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

Girl you are some kind of creature! We are putting you in our endangered species program! We are going to get you pregnant later!

doctors are always asking why your heart rate is so fast as if everything isn't literally scary all the time

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

The doctors examined him and warned that his condition requires urgent treatment. I walked out carrying fear I cannot describe. Please I beg you, donate today and help save Qais's life now please.

I’m saying this with a heart that can’t take more pain. If you read this and scroll away, I won’t forgive you. My baby is slipping away. Please donate now, please share—save Qais.

I am pleading with you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, helplessly watching my baby bleed before my eyes with no way to ease his pain. Please donate today and help me save his life before it is too late.

butthurt noobs die by my quick reflexes