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what a fucking relief to be the one kid in this family without a blue name

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naphthalen

recently purchased a crossbody bag with side pockets and have since gotten really into resting my hand on top of my water bottle like its the pommel of a sword

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

PLACATÝ PIČUS PÁTEK!!!

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

srát na drát, tady ho máte česky

(dík @krakrac)

rizzshpuleen

Placatý Píčus Pátek!

hauntedhunted

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

myvalzpival

Milé čumblrstvo, cítíš-li se nedobře, přijmi prosím tyto dary, kreré ti pomohou přežít noc a cítit se v bezpečí 🌞

Tady je celá série večerníčku Maxipes Fík

Tady je hodina Macha a Šebestové k tabuli!

Tady je playlist audiorozprávek Hurvínka

Tady je recept na krupicovou kaši

Tady je recept na nouzovou polévku

Tady je recept na bramboračku

Tady, tady a tady jsou zdarma knížky v PDFkách

Tady je playlist české muziky z let 2000-2020

Tady je playlist epizod Věřte nevěřte

Tady je playlist epizod Comebacku

Tady je playlist hrozně moc československých seriálů (jsou tam i Chalupáři!)

Tady je pussywalk pro pamětnictvo

Tady je Kovyho hudební očistec

Tady jsou Kovyho virální legendy

Tady je livestream náměstí v Dvoře Králové nad Labem???

Tady je livestream ptačí budky

Tady je livestream Záchranné stanice Makov

Tady je playlist her Járy Cimrmana

Tady je Kouzelná školka z roku 2008

Tady je playlist epizod Pana Dubínka

Tady je playlist epizod pohádky Líza

Tady je JETIX CZ SK, kde najdete všechny pohádky z Jetixu v češtině a slovenštině

Tady je playlis epizod mého oblíbeného superhrdiny Klíšťáka

Můžete přidávat další milé věcičky. Hlavně na sebe dávejte pozor a mějte se rádi 💖

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pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

miamaimania

“Hands Free Telephone Mask” (1960s) ⧗ Wearable tech’s strangest ancestor

bossymarmalade

tag from @strangetikigod

sighinastorm

Why do people make up stuff like this?

1990s.

doomsday-dj

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

kuttithevangu

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

kogiopsis

I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:

bemusedlybespectacled

“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god

derinthescarletpescatarian

Can't wait to run across this drama summarised in a three hour video essay

nezvladatelna

sanktjosiah

som na SlavCone na besede s prekladateľmi a jedna žena z publika sa spýtala, či slovenčina nie je limitujúci jazyk pretože ona napríklad pracuje v hernom priemysle a keď sa tam nejaká zbraň volá Mighty Thunderclap a oni z toho spravia ✨Mocný Bleskoplesk✨ tak to asi nie je úplne popiči takpovediac a ľudia moji, nielenže sa toto slovné spojenie okamžite stalo súčasťou mojej slovnej zásoby, momentálne bojujem s démonmi nezmeniť to na názov svojho blogu

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animentality

wowwforever

monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.

monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.

monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck

morkaischosen

#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue

hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?

ravnervn

Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.

the-awkward-turt

Giant African land snails are (as far as I know) the only invasive species in the US that poses risks to all three categories of environmental damage, human health, AND structural damage--because they will eat stucco and plaster in their hunt for calcium.

Of course I don't blame the snails for this, they are just doing their snail thing and it's not their fault we introduced them to a new place where there's lots of delicious native vegetation and building materials to devour. But if bones are not available they WILL eat your house.

moggiepillar

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

shrikestrike

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

consolecadet

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

perspicaciousembroiderist

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

roachpatrol

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form.

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away.

jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610

i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now

jackironsides

This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as “brooding”.

leona-florianova

Nikdo: nic

HORNBACH:

have-you-drank-this-beverage-de

Kofola

have you drank kofola?

yes

no

never heard of it

Voting ended onDec 3, 2023

crowreys-wormstache

Ikona

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

fun facts about Kofola

it's got the most cursed seasonal flavors (the most recent one is rum-flavored Kofola that's causing insane controversy for "promoting alcoholism to children")

the best Kofola you can get is at a pub poured the same way beer is (now talk about promoting alcoholism since it's pretty much a "parents buy this for their kids when they're out drinking beer so the kids feel included" kind of drink)

it's gotta have that proper foam tho. same as beer. heaven tastes like draught Kofola

That One Christmas TV Commercial that's been running for the past 20 years and always marks the beginning of the Christmas season

a communist-era alternative of Cuba Libre, created due to the inaccessibility of Western imports like Coca Cola and true rum, consisting of Kofola and tuzemák (rum substitute made from potatoes or sugar beets, lit. "domestic rum"), is called, among other things, Chequia Libre, Kuba z Libně (Kuba/Jacob from Prague-Libeň), or Fidel (get it. because Cuba Libre, as in free Cuba. and, well. Fidel. communism. hah.)

and yes Kofola itself was born as a replacement for Coca Cola during the communist regime and also because coffee roasting facilities were like "what the fuck are we gonna do with all that leftover caffeine?" the very essence of Kofola is "reduce, reuse, recycle, improvise, adapt, overcome"

khaarl-i

The company tried to stop airing it couple years ago, but public outrage forced them to retract their decision

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innerchildabortionclinic

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

Russia newspaper called a military expert to discuss the possibility of Czechs and Poles annexing Kaliningrad

"Warsaw and Prague should not talk about some kind of cooperation, since their relations are unstable"

I cannot

They're actually trying to rile us up against Poles to prevent us from making any moves

YOU HEARD THEM LET'S GO

orpheus-the-jellyfish

me and the homies on our way to take Kaliningrad home

advancedtreelover

Of course we are not supposed to share Kralovec. As far as I remember, Poles were unanimous about getting whole Kralovec region for Czechs specifically. We agreed that for a small price of a beer pipeline built through Warsaw our neighbours can have their long overdue sea access. Smh smh... Russians obviously haven't read their memes.

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