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WTF Disney: Disneylandâs âGoof Ballâ walk-around character, 1993.
(As if the whole thing werenât creepy enough, why is his hat a snake?!)
Masha The Hero
They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in
oh good I was worried
What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.
they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero
Hero cat
Thank you, Masha, youâre such a good girl.
See.
Kittens canât regulate their own body temperature. Thatâs why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kittenâs mommy didnât come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats donât have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kidâs life. And possibly Mashaâs too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say âgood dogâ all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good catâŚnot just by human moral standards but by feline ones.
Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago
pleas,e for the love of God read the whole letter, there are tears streamign down my face rn
Can we please talk about how your history teacher has done this sort of thing enough times that he has his own specimen shelf in the Smithsonian
âyours in scienceâ tho
âB. Clams donât have teethâ is the part where I lost it.
@zozi-writes
The letter says:
âThank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled â211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull.â We have gien this specimen a careful and detailed examination and regret to inform you that we disagree with you theory that it represents âconclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago.â Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the âMalibu Barbieâ. It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to itâs modern origin:
The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone.
The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids.
The dentition patters evident on the âskullâ is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the âravenous man-eating Pliocene clamsâ you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time.This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that:
A) The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on.
Clams donât have teeth.
It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in itâs normal operation, and partly due to carbon datingâs notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly , we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundationâs Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name âAustralopithecus spiff-arino.â Speaking personally, I for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didnât really sound like it might be Latin.
However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We eagerly anticipate your trip to or nationâs capital that you proposed in you last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the âtrans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrixâ that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.
Yours in Science,
Harvey Rowe
Curator, Antiquitiesâ
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(sorry if there are misspellings or wrong wordings. this was long and i was reading it off my phone)
âI for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didnât really sound like it might be Latin.â
The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
finally some good fucking historical accuracy
â Inge Ginsberg survived the Holocaust and became a spy for the Americans during WWII, smuggling arms to fight the Nazis. She married a composer and they wrote songs together in the 40âs and 50âs that were sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Doris Day, and Rosemary Clooney, among others. 60 years later, she got back into music and fell in love with Heavy Metal, which she now performs with world-renowned Classical musicians Lucia Caruso and Pedro da Silva â a.k.a. the TritoneKings.â There will never be anything more peak metal than this woman, ever.

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âOH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLERâ
invader zim filmed this
Yâall these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob
that context makes is 10000X funnier
The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME
itâs been 3 days and i canât stop thinking abt these
You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.
Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.
These make me so happy
I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one.Â
Those boys are perfect.
if i might add:
This entire book looks like someoneâs fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being⌠and I love it.
Sometimes things arenât good. But this.
A masterpiece.
My crops are cleared, my skin is watered, and I need this in my life!!!
this tip tho!!!!!!!!
I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.
I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o
I wish Iâd known about this when I was homeless.
I couldâve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene couldâve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for âhaving too many clothes.â
reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn
This, and then put it into a large ziploc bag, squeeze the air out and seal. Waterproof.
BRUH
THATâS EPIC
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wow
So, I left this blog for a long amount of time accidentally. ^^; Which is sad, because I really loved playing Archer and sometimes Molly, and I forgot how much i did until I looked over some old rpâs recently. But, i might decide to come back to this blog. (Though if I did this one, it would have to be MAJORLY revamped, not just the minor revamping of @petalia-shop or @asktheitalianpastalover ) It depends first of all if I decide to archive @askametrine , the blog Iâve been on for the past year or so, or keep going on it. If I decide to archive, I might come back here, or go to @petalia-shop , or @asktheitalianpastalover , or start an entirely new blog for new OCâs or even a canon character! But, I wanted to know what you all thought first. Would anyone want me to come back to this one?

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Favorite M!A's (even more!)
Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them for 24 hours.
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Alone: Your character believes they are abandoned and left for dead. If someone is in the room with them, they are heard in an echo.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Aurora: You just canât stay awake for long, can you? Itâs a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you canât open your eyes again.
Bad: Muse becomes a âbad boy/girlâ for (Anon decides duration)
Bang! Bang! : Muse is into gunplay and gets aroused every time they see/hear/come across a firearm. (Anon decides duration)
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Belle: Muse has traded their freedom for someone elseâs, and is finding themselves falling in love with their captor
Blind Date: Anon gets to be a match maker. It must be someone Muse hasnât spoken with before.
Bloodplay: The muse will have an unhealthy obsession with being hurt and caused to bleed. They will beg to be hurt and go into a perpetual state of arousal at the mere sight of blood. The only way to break the spell is through having a very, very rough session of sex.
Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)
Break Into Song: Muse can only converse through song.
Break you hard: Muse sex drive is through the roof and keep throwing themselves at everyone.
Broke: Muse needs cash right away and will do anything for money
Broken: Muse is convinced they've lost someone/something dear to them, and are completely brokenhearted over it. Lasts 12 hours.
Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.
Chibi: Stuck as a chibi- adorable, but only 2'4'' in height...
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Dick in a Box: Character has the unknown desire to flash everyone their lower extremities for (Anon decides duration).
Dirty mind: Muse will have inappropriate thoughts for (Anon decides duration)
Doctorâs Orders: Your muse has a medical fetish and is turned on by doctors, nurses, etc for the next (x) hours
Dominus: Your muse becomes incredibly dominant/sadistic for the next (x) hours (Anon decides towards what character)
Dream: Muse will have a wet Dream about the next muse on their Dash
Dreams: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Esmeralda: What a fantastic dancer you are, you wonderful muse, you. Why donât you show off your talents on the pole? I hear theyâre a sight.
Exhibitionism: The muse will want to have sex in very public places for (Anon decides duration)
Fancy Red: For the next (anon specifies) you are full of lust whenever you see the color red. The longer you look at the color and the more often you see it-the stronger the feeling grows.
Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex (ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
Flirty: Muse flirts with all of his/her friends, regardless of gender.
Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just wonât come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep permanent smile for 24 hours.
Have a ball: For the next (x) hours, your muse is ballgagged and cannot talk
Horndog: Your muse gets irrepressably horny every time someone says their name for the next (x) hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
I Touch Myself: Muse will have the urge to masturbate every time they see _____ (Anon specifies)
Jasmine: They say a gilded cage is still just a cage, and you would know. You should try to sneak out, but who knows what lays beyond the castle walls? It may be nothing at all, or a grand adventure. But itâs got to be worth the risk!
Kida: Your people are dying, but are a most peaceful lot. And then they invade, strangers, those who answer your open RP, and itâs a real mystery on if theyâre good or bad. Careful now, you might kill off the help, or help the killers
Kiss: Muse cannot suppress their desire to kiss everyone they meet, and cannot kiss the same place twice.
Lace, Leather, and Latex: For the next (x) hours, your muse wears nothing but fetish gear.
Leather Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Like A Virgin: Muse has never had sex and while reluctant at first is curious and soon gets turned on so much theyâd do anything.
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
My Big Day: Muse believes they are to be wed to the person of anon's choice for 24 hours.
Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)
Naveen: Ah, to have it all. Looks, a kingdom, a palace AND a castle, servants and many lovers⌠except for the part where you were disinherited. At least they canât disinherit you from your good looks and your ukulele. Prove yourself to be unselfish, though, and maybe youâll get your inheritance back.
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Only mine: For 1 day, your muse will convince themselves that everyone else is out to get the person they love the most. Because of this, they will seek to kill them, along with themselves in order to truly be together.
On My Own: Muse is lost, and will wander around _______ (Anon specifies place) until someone finds them and brings them home.
Poet In Hiding: Muse can only speak in rhyme for 24 hours.
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)
Prince Charming: The one who fits this slipper⌠youâre smitten with the potential owner of this nifty bit of unusual footwear, you best try it on everyone in the kingdom. It never seems to fit anyone though, and youâre getting more and more desperate.
Prince Eric: Was it a delusion? You donât think so. Youâre gonna find âem. And marry âem. Their voice is enough of a key. Your new mute friend is making it almost seems pointless to keep looking, you like them so much. But that voice⌠and youâre not really feeling yourself, are you?
Prince Florian/Ferdinand/Frederick/The Prince: Youâre in love, how quaint! And like many others youâre on a quest to find them (pesky loves just canât stay found, after allâŚ), but the way youâve heard it, theyâre dead. Best look all over those woods, I supposeâŚ
Prince Phillip: Ah, betrothal. It would have been all right, but that peasant you met really caught your eye. Youâll have to fight your way to where theyâre imprisoned, though. Itâll be dangerous, are you prepared for that?
Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, itâs a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems youâve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Right Here, Right Now: Muse is so horny they have no time to waste. They want you right there and then, no matter where you are.
Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 24 hours.
Sensitive: Muse gets horny whenever s/he is touched anywhere.
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter for 24 hours.
Sweet and Delectable: For the next (anon specifies) (anon specifies who) wants to taste you (NOT in a zombie-way you wierdo!) and lick you all over. The more they do the more aroused the both of you get! (Other person must agree for this to happen)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Toad: Muse is now a toad, and must get someone to kiss them to become like normal again by doing a task for them.
Touch: Everyone you touch is under your command and at your disposal for the next (Anon decides duration). Use it well.
Under Pressure: Muse is under severe stress for (Anon decides duration), or until they are sexually relieved
Use Me: You have to abide to anyone that says your name, followed by a command. Lasts for (Anon decides duration)
What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects for 24 hours.
When in Rome: Your muse desperately wants to have a huge orgy. (Anon decides how many people, and the conditions for release from the M!A)
My idea of a perfect morning is waking up next to you.
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