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So this showed up on Twitter and
And here’s that link you’re welcome
“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone
The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]
points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass
I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”
I did not believe, and therefore I present you with:
Object of Intrigue: the Prosthetic Iron Hand of a 16th-Century Knight - Atlas Obscura
Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
Long collection of resources under the cut.
You're right that the internet is smaller than it used to be, but there's still some cool stuff left in the corners. I'd recommend checking checking out Neocities if you haven't--it's an independent web hosting platform like Geocities of the old web, and there are hundreds of interesting and active pages discoverable both through their search function and through web buttons (links attached to small pictures with the title of a website) within the websites themselves. Here are three examples of web buttons you may find in link pages:
Most Neocities websites have link pages or button collections with anywhere from tens to hundreds of these. Don't be afraid to explore!
If you're looking for something more like a search engine, I can point you towards Marginalia. It's not a particularly smart engine, but it's perfectly usable if you've ever been taught to use search engines back when they were mostly run through keywords instead of full sentence comprehension. There's also an "about" and "tips" section on the front page with more information. The algorithm of Marginalia can be filtered by the user to allow, disallow, or require JavaScript depending on your needs, plus there are filters designed specifically to prioritize web 1.0 sites or mostly text-based ones. It is possible to search for modern websites with it, but it can return websites from just about any decade (since the invention of the web, obviously) so long as they contain the information you're looking for. For example, here are some random interesting sites I've found using Marginalia:
Native Languages of the Americas: Native American Cultures
BASIC HTML COMPETENCY IS THE NEW PUNK FOLK EXPLOSION!
Earthbound Text Labs by Bill Eager
The possibilities for discovery are truly endless.
Now you might want to know about directories. These make browsing for websites easier, but require you to read through and judge which ones to visit, as there aren't algorithms ranking the sites besides the whim of whoever coded the directory. Some of them have themes, others don't. Here are two that I've used:
Yesterlinks Directory
Ichigo Directory
Directories can be harder to come by just by surfing the net, but they aren't impossible to find. Many personal websites have their own directories of interesting sites hidden within them.
Webrings are similar to directories, but are actually more community-based. You have to register your website to be a part of a webring, usually by sending an email to whoever runs it and meeting some kind of entry criteria. For example, my personal website used to be a part of a webring called Sweet Dreams, which was for websites that heavily utilize color palettes and images of cute things, particularly sweets. Webrings will give you access to a widget upon entry that allow visitors and other members to browse between the registered websites in a massive ring, ergo, where the term gets its name. Webrings can have any theme or criteria for entry. If you can make a website about it, you can find a webring for it.
Now, you might be wondering about social media alternatives. I can't offer much, but I can nudge you towards the idea of forums. Here's one I found that could really use some traffic. I also browse a bit on MelonLand forum, which is actually closed right now--it's currently closed on Mondays--but on any other day of the week, you can find a fun community there dedicated to web revival. You can find it through MelonLand's main page. I'd also recommend checking out SpaceHey, which is a MySpace clone that's customizable and easy to use.
I hope this is of some help to you. The internet may feel less magical than it used to be, but that doesn't mean that the spark has completely died out. These types of indie websites need more attention if we ever hope to reverse the damage done to the internet by centralization and corporate interest. People are trying to make the web a cooler place to be, but we're going to have to do the work of finding and interacting with these projects in order to get them off the ground someday.
ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose
Another one that I just found recently is this, which is a whole collection of blogs, organized by topic!
A collection of 1,966 blogs about every topic
Look guys the real internet IS STILL THERE I'm going to cry
thinking about when my professor told me how the boards of companies/orgs/etc. will sometimes hire on a CEO/whatever who they know will basically take a chainsaw to existing infrastructure, let them fuck as much shit up as possible, and then promptly fire them as soon as they've accomplished what the board wanted them to do. then they can point the finger at that guy & look like they're the heroes and the problem is resolved because he's gone now. and they still get to keep all the changes they wanted that nobody else did.
anyway I think it's fun and all to watch the two most divorced men on the planet publicly divorce each other. and also. maybe keep that in mind, is all.
like,
guys come on they think we're so fucking stupid.
This is also something Machiavelli recommended; when you take over a city, you should put a complete monster in charge, let him terrorize everyone for a few months, and then step in looking scandalized at his "excesses" and getting rid of him. That way, everyone's so relieved just not to be living under super-tyranny that they forget that they're still living under tyranny.

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What's frustrating about the Musk and Trump thing is that. Like.
It's a distraction.
Trump cancelling the subsidies to electric cars was a campaign promise. That was basically announced months ago, I think Musk just didn't expect Trump to go through with it
And Musk saying Trump is in the Epstein files, is like. We knew. The files are everyone that Epstein associated with, and Trump has photos with the guy. We all knew.
I mean, it's a lot of flash, but to me it does feel like a bit of a nothingburger?
It feels like a distraction.
Even if the emotions are genuine, Trump might be getting encouragement to blow up the relationship so that people are distracted from the many real problems of the Big Beautiful Bill. And also so that the Left feels like there's momentum on Damaging The Right As A Cohesive Block.
So we're distracted, instead of:
Noticing how many Republicans are saying "I wouldn't have voted yes if I'd actually read the BBB"
Paying attention to the new travel ban
Recognizing that this isn't really moving anything
Calling our senators about the insanely stupid tax breaks in the BBB
And any number of other government actions that are shaping up to have real and lasting impacts on us
There once was a scotsman who ended up gambling with the fae, who were thrilled, as most people are too smart to agree to that. When he said he had nothing to gamble that they would want, they reassured that he does - the life force of mortals is so rare, it's delicious. When he was reluctant, the fae suggested that he wouldn't have to play his entire life all at once. He could divide it, put them into little tarts for tokens, for example. With a flourish of their hand, one of them manifested ten little berry tarts out of nowhere.
The fae laughed when the man told them that he didn't want to know how much life he had left, as it was divided into ten between the tiny little pies. And so he began playing dice. And losing. Piece by piece, he kept losing as the tittering fae kept collecting the little treats spiced with cuts of his remaining lifespan, their mouths watering. In the end, nine were divided between the fae, and the man only had one left.
But since gambling with a mortal was such a rare joy, the fae didn't want to let him quit, so one of them offered him one last bet: double or nothing - he would either lose the final piece, or win back not only his own lifespan, but gain it back double. Looking at the last token he had to play, the scotsman thought sullenly:
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last wee tart.
Same bullshit, different year
me: i wanna talk about my ocs
someone: ok tell me about your ocs
me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them
yeah.

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if this post reaches 13k notes (including at least 700 reblogs) before june 6, i’ll come out to all of my closest friends as nonbinary
if this post reaches 30k notes (including at least 12k reblogs) before june 6, i’ll tell all of my closest friends that my my preferred name is jaimiee
setting the goal so high only because i’m scared
yes, it’s safe for me to come out to my friends, it won’t put me in a dangerous situation. yes, i kind of want to, so reaching my goal won’t pressure me into doing something i rlly don’t want to do. yes, i might delete this post if i chicken out or i might just not do it even tho ive reached the note goal, i dont think neither of those will happen tho
edit: spam reblogs are allowed, be aware of the post limit thooo
edit 2: maybe i shouldn’t have allowed spam reblogs because @ravensncrowsx is abusing that button sobbb
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i have finally perfected my twitter feed
You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:
This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️
This makes me so happy
Guys this isn't a rickroll either
This is awesome! Everyone should click on it ^_^
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This is so silly guys I promise you’ll love it
Spot the difference.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
STARTING TOMORROW
Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.
They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!
This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!
TUNE IN HERE
article I posted screenshots of here
This is still on, folks 🫡