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HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

Livin la penis smoka

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

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having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one