Love Me

Taking a bath with a sub??? Adding bubbles or a bath bomb and relaxing with them nested into your lap????? Possibly maybe definitely teasing them under the water and kissing their neck from behind??¿??¿?

ugh i'm so mad i'm going to go home and touch my husband's tits so i won't be mad

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

Oh no, they do that too.

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to. 

Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

IT GOT BETTER

DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.

amazon producing a fallout series… do they actually understand the main themes of the series

fallout was originally anti-fascist, anti-capitalist. amazon producing a series is a smack in the face to obsidian

in!! the mood!! to kiss!!!

Look all I’m saying is if someone was to pin me down and give me small hickies all over my body I wouldn’t protest okay

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

Slipping your hand into your partners panties while cuddling and teasing them until they’re wet and riding your fingers and shaking and moaning is a mood

Idk about y’all, but I wanna undress a man. You know?? Like unbutton his shirt....unbuckle his belt, unbutton and unzip his pants and run my hands over the exposed skin. Kiss everywhere my hands touch. Just breathe all of him in 🥵🥵🥵

ugh i'm so mad i'm going to go home and touch my husband's tits so i won't be mad