you donât have adhd, you dont have a favorite water bottle, you had those smelly pencils as a kid, you have a driverâs license, you eat the kiwi without the skin, youâve never had a homestuck phase, you have cooler clothes than me, you donât enjoy folk or anti folk or pop punk OR folk punk, you can go to bed at a reasonable hour, youâve never played pokemon mystery dungeon, you donât have a cat allergy, you know what a blouse is, you hate winter ESPECIALLY if you live somewhere where it snows, you know what to do at a skate park, you like olives on your pizza, you donât think cassettes are cool, you have good eyesight, you donât like the smell of bleach or vinegar, youâve seen stevenâs university, youâre a morning person, you donât want to talk about parallel universes, you never had a slenderverse or scp phase, you can play an instrument, you never had an emotional support bad anime you liked in middle school, you can draw, you donât drink sweet tea, you own vinyls, you have an iphone, you dont like swords, you donât like pomegranates, you donât have religious trauma OR you didnât go to catholic school, your favorite color is green or yellow, you have ânormalâ music taste, you enjoy racing games, youâre into jojo, you have cool piercings, or you donât have a massive fencepost in your room.
