Funny Shit

they should let us download ibuprofen for free

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

thank u goku

what the fuck

this is it. the happiest video

wholesome

good night human beings may we fall in love with someone deserving

me and the girls out on the town

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

Call Me by Your Name (2017)

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆