Punk The F*** Up

Stop teaching children that there is only one person out there meant for them. Let it be easier for people to let their toxic relationships go without fear of losing “The One”.

Its so fucked up and weird that we don’t tell people that there will be multiple important people in their lives

The thing people seem to get so fucked up about soulmates is that everyone sees them as solely romantic. Soulmates really just mean ‘a soul you’ve known in a past life, therefore have a cosmic connection with’. You can have a ton of soulmates. Many people and religions that follow reincarnation believe that souls are reborn into each life with different relationships to the people they knew in their past lives, your brother may have been your mother before and so on. A soulmate isn’t always romantic, sometimes it’s a friend or family member, and in the case of romantic relationships there can be multiple romantic soulmates for one person. It’s all just based on souls being brought back together and, after knowing another person in a different life, you feel connected beyond your earthly relationship

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

An angel

Wtf bats swim

Omfg

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

but lets be real here, even with the “darling”s and “pumpkin”s Harry still wouldn’t catch on and he’d go home and tell Ginny all about McGonagall’s lovely gal-pal and Ginny would have to be like “babe…that was her wife”

You’re right, fuck! How could I forget how deeply unobservant Harry is?!

“Harry, they’re lesbians.”

Lesbian is not a regressive label. It’s not regressive to be exclusively attracted to the same gender. It’s actually revolutionary. It’s not “maybe” or “with the right guy I’d think about it”. It’s a solid “no”. It’s dangerous. It’s powerful. It’s beautiful.