PunkRockPenguin

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

Reblogging purely for that last comment

since i see no terf in the notes i have all of them blocked?

Idk how blocking works on tumblr much but I went through the notes and blocked every one I saw if that does anything

Don’t even follow me if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery