skanks and memes

I recommend scrolling to a port and start clicking the fuschia dots. They’re pleasure crafts, owned by civilians, and they have the most amazing names.

remember that pic of the my little pony saying ”ok so 12 pounds of crake 15 pounds of cokane and 7 male stripers.” i need it

busted for drawing nipples

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

what do you call a deer with no eyes? i don’t know

being a girl is about eating cement basically. off the road and etc

Fuck all romance except whatever this is

I ate all the plums that were in the icebox.

can't wait til i get vaccinated so i can go to goodwill and replace my entire wardrobe with only things that a gay magician or deeply amoral bartender aboard a space station (also gay) would wear