Liszt Is A Maniac

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE. AND TINY TIM

Getting shot while literally dismissing people’s concerns about gun violence under a tent with the words “Prove me wrong” printed on all sides is the most fucking hilarious way to die

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

mutuals if we were alive 15,000 years ago and you broke your leg and couldn’t run from danger or hunt for food i would carry you to safety and bring you only the best nuts and berries until you were better again

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries

"lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs

Also sax is like. The HEIGHT of high school band kid. Just the most obnoxious guy. Guy who learns Megalovania and Careless Whisper on the first day of class and plays it and pisses people off. Flutes are for femme lesbians and elves. & Tubas are for the 1 guy who can hold the tuba

This detergent says "10% more loads" but I've been drinking it and I haven't been cumming any harder so what gives

flexing on people with executive dysfunction by doing the dishes even though i don't feel like it