Aaaaaaaaaah

Parenting done right. The correct response when your “baby girl” tells you he’s your baby boy…. Love this

Name one person who jacks off more than me

I said a PERSON, not a legend

I am way more convinced that these two are in love than the followmeto folks

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

This is how cruiserweight wrestlers fight and it’s absolutely awesome. Actually, Luchadors fight this way as well. You can find plenty of this in old WCW matches.

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

tag yourself im screams from every direction

as a recent graduate from high school i can confirm all of this

Jesus Christ, this is a masterpiece if there ever was one. 

@sortajensen FUCK DUDE

JESUS I CAN DIE HAPPY KNOWING THIS EXISTS

My favorite part is that Dan legit ignores him the first 2 times because he doesn’t know wtf he’s saying.

Even if you don’t watch Game Grumps, please watch this innocent man hysterically laugh at his own joke