close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

you like bratty femmes, and that's your problem

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

I truly believe we don't have much time left

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

Sometimes I want to inhale music

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

it works there

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

i hope my loserness and brown eyes and faux confidence are making you fall in love with me.