Finch!

need me a man who skitters & crawls around like some sort of creature. a bug, even

i could put him in a jar. with twigs. and leafs

will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

planes look so cute and demure when they're rolling around on the ground instead of flying

@localairport

Rolling, while a natural behavior can also be a sign of stress due to inadequately long runways!!! It can be cute but it can be a sign of serious underlying issues!

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

no you can’t like me or care about me because then that prompts me to challenge my inner core belief system that i have structured my life around (me sucking so fucking bad) and then realize i didn’t deserve any of the things that happened to me as a child

stop. viewing me as a person. and treating me like i’m one. Don’t do that.

stab scene intimacy coordinator

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........