Boy_bubbling_belly_ache

So much so that they have to waddle, even if (especially if) they're also not very heavy everywhere else, so you know its solely the weight and discomfort of what's in their stomach right now thats weighing them down and making their gut bulge forward.

Aaaand they're embarrassed, limply rubbing their tummy, and helplessly burping

My tummy’s cramping and my intestines are sloshing. Oh no.

I’ve had a bad belly for several days now; been in a microcosm of stomach virus, traveling tummies, overindulged bellies due to work.

So when I felt myself beginning to cry over the lower tummy cramps, feeling like I couldn’t control my bowels in any manner… I knew I could not report to work for the next shift in a few hours.

My intestines were pulsating, my belly heaving from being clutched and doubled over, my bowels were quivering and seizing and emptying with no doing of my own.

My call to the health and hygiene team was horrid. Breathless, whimpering. “I can’t stay, I need to lie down, I’m so sorry, the women’s restroom on <floor number>. I’m sorry, I’m sick!”

I wanted to call out of work right then, too. But my stomach was quaking and aching and it was only a matter of time before someone- a cleaner or not, stumbled upon me in the hallway: clammy, pale, holding a flustered tummy that felt drum tight. Even worse, the silence meant the buzzing of the fluorescent lights were heard loud and clear. My intestinal gurgles would sound like a siren.

I was so upset last night. Tummy and otherwise. I’m trying to rest and feel better now but a stomach sickness isn’t something you magically come back from.

The bubbling that sometimes occures is so intense, i can feel my swollen gut shaking from all of the stirred gas inside..

I'm feeling like a literal blimp... Been swollen like this for at least an hour and a half, and it's not even close to stopping, I'm only growing more and more, i can feel my sides stretching, it's so unbelievably tight... It feels like several bombs went out inside me, and the sounds are pretty similar too, my guts gurgle like a clogged pipe, which is pretty accurate... Can't even get up because of intense gas cramps, i just massage my giant belly constantly . I can feel every gas bubble move inside me..

Sometimes I'm letting out some huge farts and burps, but it seems the free space inside me just fills back up instantly, it's insane how fast I'm producing gas😶

I feel like I'm at my limit, but the other part of me wishes that someone would just stuff me even more with beans and soda, and pump me full of air until my stomach is twice as huge and covered with stretch marks <3

And the most awkward part is... I need to go outside soon, and also there's no way I'm zipping these up. Hoping people just will assume I'm pregnant... Also hoping i don't burst from so much gas in public, that would be awkward too. The gas cramps are so strong i literally need to waddle again