I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

New meme drop

Tumblr is not a social media site, it is a mid-20s crisis center at this point

This is better than any snl sketch

rabbits are gods most evil creature. So small. So round. So soft. You wanna pick them up. But you can’t. You can’t. They don’t like it.

Hey. Good news. If you’re reading this, you’re my last mutual. I softblocked everyone else. It’s just the two of us in here. Nothing to worry about. Would you like a glass of scotch? I haven’t opened it yet, care to do the honors?