Things and Possibly Also Stuff

@official-german-puns

I love seeing people romanticise having a bilingual partner or think it's hot to hear someone speak something other than english cause me personally I know some of the least romantic sounding langauges known to man

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

Well OP, you didn’t specify what kind of tool. I’m sure plenty of gay graphic designers have a favorite Photoshop tool.

rb this to give the person you reblogged this from a gold star because they’ve been stellar today and they deserve it ⭐️

sorry, i just couldn't help but notice that you're calm and logical and reserved and associated with the color blue? well i'm hotheaded and impulsive and passionate and associated with the color red if you want to beat the shit out of each other or make out or something

Reblog if you’re asexual, support asexuals and/or love pizza

rb the give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

i think im gonna make a quiz on which breed of cat are u...

please take my kitty quiz and say what u got in the tags 🥺💖

In which I am both of them

i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it's one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.

mads mikkelsen’s firm grasp on the kaleidomoon scope proplica is the mood for today lads

[unsettling bonelike crunching of plastic]