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do you want to see a random species of bird

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in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives
[Image description: a text exchange, all in caps.
Sending: "Guess how many words I wrote today"
Receiving: "[four eye emojis]
Receiving: "How many?"
Sending: "You don't have to guess I'm going to tell you"
Sending: "1"
Description ends.]
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
Fictional country: average fantasy
Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre
Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city
Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application
Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of
my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday
This, too, is yuri
Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?
It's Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday
just scrolled through an argument that kicked ass. OP made and posted an AI image, then defended themselves saying they’re disabled and can’t draw so AI is all they can do. someone chimes in “i understand that feeling, but Beethoven made music despite being deaf, i believe in your abilities!” to which OP replied that being deaf isn’t a real disability unlike their CPTSD that prevents them from drawing. Beethoven had it easy tbh. and that’s why i have to use AI to make Helluva Boss fan characters
let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun
There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol
Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku
Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

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Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?
Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.
Lawyer: You want to fucking what?
the people running the crayola twitter
Someone: how have you been doing?
Me, hanging on by a thread:
I feel like I should just queue this to post once a week but at random times
Everytime this sucker pops out of my queue it's relevant
Video ID: Lil Nas X sits in a white tank top. Lil Nas makes coughing and "hnnn" noises while gesturing wildly, with many nods, shrugs, and looks of "oh boy". He gestures at his hair, the world around him, and the camera. He puts his hands on his hips, then says "it's been a lot of shit." [End ID]
um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

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must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason