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straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy
me: (internally) oscar wilde was right
in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)
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You know you had a bad life when your all of these Lolol⌠The controller Iâm probably the least like but still got the traits lol,
My Avoider ass avoiding ass.
Itâs funny how some people donât realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had âintruderâ drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would turn the light off and lock the room doors and weâd all have to quietly hide under desks until the intercom announced it was over. Sometimes thereâd be someone walking around and trying the doors to the classrooms to make sure they were locked. Never seemed strange to me as a kid, but talking with my canadian spouse they look mortified
Itâs wild how much of life in the US revolves around the unending threat of murder and violence. And by wild I mean a nightmare.
We were raised in, and exist in, a racist society.
Under these conditions: racism isnât something you simply abstain from. Racism is something you must actively unlearn.Â
And continually self-check for
And continually self-check for

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how to tell if youâre the red gay or the blue gay
a (probably inaccurate but relatively relatable) study by dorkgan
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the red gay
openly angsty
wears black (oh wait, no-)
has messy hair
runs into situations without thinking
strong internally
has had ______ for only a day but if anything happens to them or it, the red gay will kill everyone in the room and then themself
family problems
looks up to someone (who theyâll probably be the successor of)
(is this where i insert the feline traits???)
hides true emotions with denial
but when around the blue gay, they become the softest of gays ever
fine examples include: keith kogane, ruby, catra
the blue gay
wants to be the best
does their best
calmer, but dealing with emotional issues
very confused about life
good hair *thumbs up*
wants to impress others
talks to others for advice
sometimes bottles everything up
openly shows love
admired others for their strengths
needs a lot of love and attention
funnier and flirtier
puzzling past with the red gay
but all the same, they warm up to each other in time, with the blue gay taking care of their partner
because after all, theyâre in love
fine examples include: lance mcclain, sapphire, adora
Lily from Hannah Montana was clearly a lesbian and her being straightwashed was one of the greatest acts of lesbophobia Iâve ever witnessed
sam from icarly????
a moment of silence for another iconic lesbian that was tragically straightwashed
coincidence that these girls were the same character archetype as maya hart? i think not.
we have stumbled upon a conspiracy it seems
jade from victorious
Miranda Sanchez from Lizzie McGuire
Kelsie from high school musicalâŚ
Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place
Characters like this contributed to the comp het I felt so bad because I saw myself in them and theyâd hate boys at first and then eventually fall in love with them and I thought thatâs what would happen to me. So yeah itâs a problem and all the straight people in the notes can shut up thanks
How cute is Ari???
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me at 4 am on a school night
call me ignorant but i genuinely donât understand why sports have to be split up by gender.
@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. thatâs a thing you can measure. thatâs a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if itâs actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. donât do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.
Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? Thatâs fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.
Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them âbrokenâ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didnât even notice, because she was busy actually training?
Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.
Itâs often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, theyâll be heartbroken when theyâre hurt or bested by men.
Projection is a hell of a drug.Â
this is why they drug test Serena like crazy. the believe no woman should be that good. let alone a black woman. and black women have always been considered âmanlyâ and less feminine.
also can we talk about how surfing is segregated as well? like how the dude who won this years international surfing cup or whatever was given $30,000 worth of prize money, while the woman who won the womenâs comp was only awarded like $16,000 of prize money???? or whatever it was. but I know it was either half or less than half of what the man won. like why canât they get the same prize money and when theyâre competing internationally in the same competition? they surely have the same level of skill and talent.
the pay gap in sports between men and women is fucking insane.
The pay gaps, not to mention lack of sponsorships for women athletes who donât look like models is insane. If you weigh over 250 pounds, no one will sponsor you. Itâs why most female Olympic-class weightlifters live in poverty/out of their cars.
i truly honestly feel bad for people who donât think spongebob was ever funny
I want my husband to have this accent
alright, thatâs fine, thatâs pretty con-fucking-venientÂ
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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisineâs here is my review
wendys
what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart
cook out
what i had: hot dog and shake
what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys
steak n shake
what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly
cracker barrel
what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin
costco
what i had: piza slice
what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all
chipotle
what i had: burrito. do they make other things?
what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket
rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.
sonic drive thru
what i had: loaded chilli cheese dogâ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day
what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist
rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly
taco bell
what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.
what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?
rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully -Â made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.
sheetz
what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am
what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a âzâ rather than an s. while that was fun - i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine
rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution
my kind or content
Please read this whole thing because it only escalates the food related nonsense
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