wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

1 hour of silence occasionally interrupted by 1 hour of more silence

how many hours in total is that

Since the interrupted silence can also contain its own interruptions of silence, the answer is probably some hours

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

I think this same thing all th time

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

*reaches out my hand in love & friendship* come be a Hater with me

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works

happy international women’s day my divas

kill anyone that pisses you off today as a little treat

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude