real life dakimakura

having a hot voice is more important thn dick size

just started watching House and I didn’t realize he had such a faggy voice, fantasy ruined

waiting at the Pokemon vending machine is so embarrassing when a parent comes up w their kid, sometimes I give up my place in line but usually I just tell them I’m getting them for my child that doesn’t exist

dirty hoe said I was broke and I said bitch where?

smtimes a girls gotta wake up in the middle of the night, eat a slice of cake and hit her vape 47 times

bro who tf gets addicted to ketamine I feel like I’m in topsy turvey town

I jus wanna see a boy beg on the pavemeeennt

also I’ve never done meth or crack lol but like they’re probably not actually that bad if ur not hopelessly addicted like every other drug

ketamine got me thinking I can listen to my bf talk to me and reply to a comment on social media, whole time the comment looks like my cat sat on the keyboard

I’m positive my bf is going to propose to me next week 🥺🥺🥺 he asked me what kind of rings I like and if I’d ever like a pink ring omg… then he got us tickets to this lotr orchestra event because it’s my favorite movie and told me to get my nails done, get my hair done and find a nice dress just cus… but to do it for the event… 😭 😭 😭

sry I haven’t been active, I’ve been gay and in love