Paige

I’m going to try this

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

Also worth noting is that absolutely nothing in book!canon contradicts reading her as black.

that trope of “two girls with the same ex who hate each other” doesn’t make sense to me bc in my experience, two girls who’ve dated the same person are an unstoppable force when put together & are in fact holy and Good

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

YOU'RE KILLING ME

Oookay then

I meet both prerequisites.

But Hitler was an artist