recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

have you guys ever reached to pet your pet’s head without looking and accidentally stuck your finger in their ear? and you’re both like “aw man what the fuck”

its not funny

sorry

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

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i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

my 1st favorite thing about this post is obviously lil halware reblogging it 100 times but my 2nd favorite thing is all of the people saying "this is going to be me at work tomorrow!" "this is so me (i study these in labs)" and other comments along those lines i love getting to have a brief glimse into other people's cool and interesting jobs

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them