in no particular order and for no particular reason: best examples of fjord and veth fucking with one another
the whole saga of captain button beard, which veth fully realized was him being patronizing and sarcastically played along with, and then repeated and threw back at him in the tunnels to xhorhas, to which fjord not only played along but outright echoed her “this fucker!” line when he did.
the first use of veth’s disguise self being to turn herself into a mini version of fjord, arguably setting off their rivalry forever
the first use of disguise self after fjord regains his powers being to turn himself into a huge version of nott
fjord letting her cross a dangerous river and only then parting the waters, rendering the effort pointless, after assuring her he would do no such thing. (bonus: caleb, ever biased, using her rope anyway).
that time fjord woke her up by gently picking up her while she slept and then fucking dropping her
i will throw you in the lava... you couldn’t
when fjord got swallowed by that worm thing and veth tried to pull him out, failed her strength check, he made fun of her, and she decided to push him back in instead
SOME MORE:
the time veth turned invisible and told caleb to tell fjord that she was dead
and caleb immediately being like “yeah she told me to tell you she’s dead” and fjord just Going With It, dramatically, NO!!! NOT MY GOBLIN!!!
“i know you don’t like me” “i like you!” “oH SaY ThaT AgAiN???”
“hey veth you can just one-shot this trex for us right?” “oh yeah i’ve always had that ability i just never used it” and then fjord’s grin when she falls out of her tree a minute later
fjord: [says something decisive and leaderly] veth: uh huh anyway our leader, caleb,
