Have It Your Way

‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry

I was a tomboy bisexual. Does that count too? 

The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

Let me specify something, and nobody will believe me... When I say (in MY PARTICULAR DEALERSHIP) there’s no wiggle room on the price; and then I proceed to show you the invoice on our vehicle, showing our SALE price of the vehicle compared to the MSRP, as well as the price we PURCHASED the vehicle for... And we’re $1500 below the price we purchased it for... Don’t tell me we can do better. If we did for every sale, I PROMISE you won’t be able to purchase cars anywhere, because we’d all go out of business (some dealers are WELL above invoice. I know)

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

It’s me and my husband 😂😂😂

me to the other room: “SOCKS YOU’RE ON MY DASH AGAIN”

99% of the time FRIENDLY street cats were once someone’s pet who were dumped on the street.   Connor did the right thing by her, taking her in and taking her to the vet.  She’ll be much safer inside and with someone who cares for her.

SOCKS!!!!!