God I thought this was slow motion...

😎

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

vagus, baby

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here