Cogito ergo doleo

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

are you ever on a website or out somewhere and muse comes up when you didn’t expect them to and you’re like oh cool that’s my boys

ROOOOOON CENA

Sick of having the heterosexual lifestyle forced onto me like honestly no Janet your baby son is not a chick magnet he is not aware of the concept of sexuality nor is he made of magnetic materials I will not partake in this foolishness

The sad thing is ABC news mentioned what this little angel did, but avoided mentioning that the Muslim community rewarded him back with the iPad for his generosity! [here]

The divination professor getting all misty-eyed and telling Lily in the middle of class that she has the sight. James later getting excited about transfiguration and Lily closing her eyes and placing her fingers on her temples to tell him that wait she sees something and ah yes and you’re a fucking nerd.

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious