actual dragon rider

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

get used to the fact that people will come into your life because they like the idea of you and not the reality of you. you are amazing and will do great things with or without them

Holy shet

me talking about my mental illness in front of my therapist: … i ,,, might have? some sadness… somewhere in me… but it’s? not bad… i’m just whiny… i don’t know i just… never sleep and … me in front of complete strangers: move greg i have depression and i want the pasta it’s an emergency

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

why does this make me laugh so much

*refreshes tumblr every 12.4 seconds to catch up on all the fresh Eurovision memes*

Portugal you don’t even have that many neighbours where are all these points coming from

eurovision aka european politics: the musical

okay I get it, portugal was kinda cute and his song was good in the sense that it’s a good song, not a good eurovision song tho? I’m confused since when is this about quality???