marvellous

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

no language should be mocked other than french

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness

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My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay i’ll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague

Someone: you should come to this party! Me: I have an exam in 2 months

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl