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*retaining nothing you just said* got it

so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever

instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

being affected by poetry is so insane im literally crying because of a comparison using like or as..

Being a morning person with chronic fatigue is so funny because yes of COURSE I’ll be happily up and about by 6:30am! I love seizing the day! Let’s go watch the sunrise on the beach! And then by 11am I’m like ok I’m off to bed again night night see you at 4pm

writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

Good tip. I know a lot of writers who cry uncontrollably when they see a blank page, so I’m sure that feeling will translate directly to the reader.

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy