That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing

That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

my therapist????

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

11 year old you is a fucking genius