i exist here

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

if i could go back in time i would change seth meyers to weird al

bro you totally gotta get down to club hell its straight up other people here

person (non-practicing)

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw