PAPARAZZI 🌟🎥

Looks like BRIANNA (@briannaberryy) and WESTON (@westonrose) are on the rocks. I guess Cabo wasn't paradise at all.

I hear LEVI (@leviabrams) spends his nights watching the food network because he has a crush on Bobby Flay.

NADIA (@nadiahuds) slept with the baseball teams coach to get on the team.

QUINN (@simplyquinnderella) and ELLIS (@ellispucks) really ran off to get married over break.

RIO (@astrixsmy) needs to be locked up for insanity.

QUINN (@simplyquinnderella) seems so dull. What a shame.

It's funny but mostly sad how GABRIELLE (@gabrielleclarke) and NOELLE (@noellesavannah) think that they are better than everyone else.

STEVIE (@steviedawnstj) pretends to have a broken leg because she's just really bad at soccer.

EMMETT (@emmettclaringtons) was dared to see how much of his cello he could fit in his rear end, that's why he doesn't let anyone touch it now.

NOELLE (@noellesavannah) flies so many different places because she likes to flush the airplane bathrooms while still sitting on them for the suction effect.

LILLY (@lillyanders) and MADDOX (@king-maddox) like to frequent sex shops.

HEAVEN (@heavenlyhayward) lost her toes in a bicycle accident, so they attached tiny hot dogs in their place.

PENNY (@pennyevns) is really upset about her boyfriend leaving, but he only left because he was afraid of her figging fetish.

SOPHIA (@sophiaholliday) is so jealous of HALLIE (@hallieday) that she's been trying to propose to DENA (@denaliamots) for over a month now.