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"No, no. That's alright, I– uh, I'll just come back next week. Thank you so much for your ti–" Atticus sighed, unable to bring himself to interrupt the lively group of college students that were so fervently blocking the entrance to the park with some sort of dynamic that was designed to force him to tear more words out of his throat than what he felt like giving today. "I really do need to–" Atty felt his shoulders slump, opting to focus on taking a long drag of his cigarette and giving up on maintaining any expression other than a pained one, not like that particular lot would notice. All he wanted was to take a long walk, clear his head away from his life for a bit... and stop the damned twitching of his hands. "I really don't mean to be a bother but..." The string of words died on his lips as he took the cigarette out of his lips, a shaky breath leaving his heavy lungs before shooting the new face in the distance a misguided look of helplessness.

“Though you may be accustomed to pursuing your goals in poor taste, I strongly suggest you refrain from ever antagonizing me without the proper preparation. May the imminent end of your pathetic career serve you as a reminder.” Lucien’s expression was the picture of tranquility as the voice on the other end of the line raised its volume just enough that the overall feeling of vexation could be understood by any inconspicuous passerby. “That would be enough, now.” He replied inattentively into the outrage pouring from his phone, pressing the small red button before tucking the device away into his suit jacket. “Evening.” He turned around in his seat to where he could feel the pair of eyes resting on the side of his head, picking up his coffee cup to his lips as he looked at the person. “May I help you or was this disruption amusing enough?”

@roxiejones: back in los angeles for a bit. tour has been lovely but it's so wonderful to be home, even for a moment

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I’m ashamed to say that I have no plans for Spring Break, because I’m dedicated as fuck and promised to work while all of the newbies run off and enjoy themselves. With that said, I’m gonna be needing to hear all of your plans so I can live vicariously through you, and ask that you all think of me shaking the goods on a pole for pervy old men to drool over while you’re all having a blast.

@ejwilde: Disney is fun. But exhausting. Mostly a good mixture of both.

Since I’m too hungover to move, let me go ahead and pretend to give a fuck about the rest of you for a minute. What are you doing with your Spring Break? Does it beat out waking up to a villa-top view of Venice with hot Italian guys around every corner? I’m gonna go with no, but go ahead, try me.