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ALEXIS: So, I think I'm gonna head back to Salinas with mom and pops sooner than I expected.

ALEXIS: I just don't wanna do this stupid reunion bullshit anymore. No offense to you all.

BETHANY: I just wanted to let you all know before Jesse and I posted about it but we are having a girl!

BETHANY: I have known for awhile and I know some of you already found out because I am only so good at keeping surprises for so long.

Unlike the rest of the world, I pity most of you. But I guess if I had to pick five of each to hop into bed with out of the kindness of my heart, it’d be:

GUYS

Max Sterling (@maxwelljsterling)

Ryan Anderson (@ryananders)

Scotty Sylvester (@scottysylvester)

Emmett Clarington (@emmettclaringtons)

Weston Rose (@westonrose)

GIRLS

Darcy Fabray (@darcyfabray)

Sophia Holliday (@sophiaholliday)

Miranda Corcoran (@miranda-corcoran)

Fletcher Porter (@porterfletcher)

Vera Lopez (@pezvera)

If any of y’all wanna hit me up, feel free!

RYAN ANDERSON ➝ SECOND SIBLING

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

❖ FULL NAME: Ryan Trevor Anderson. ❖ PRONOUNS: He/Him. ❖ AGE: 22. (December 2nd). ❖ BIRTH ORDER: Second. Twin to First Anderson. ❖ GRADE: Junior. ❖ MAJOR: Philosophy. ❖ SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual. ❖ ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Biromantic. ❖ FACECLAIM: Darren Criss.

I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

From a young age, Ryan yearned for attention. He would talk someone’s ear off if that meant that they would pay attention to him. Ryan definitely missed the intelligence gene. Dating back all the way to kindergarten, he always struggled with grades. School just wasn’t something that came naturally to him. As he was growing up, he struggled with finding who he was. Everyone seemed to have that one special talent and for Ryan, he had no idea what that was. He tried everything from art to athletics but no interest seemed to spark at any of those activities because he was unable to throw a football, or draw something as a simple as a vase.

He wasn’t interested in acting, he wasn’t interested in following in either of his parents’ footsteps. He had yet to find anything he was good at and it stunk. He felt as if he was never going to find his calling, even though he was still pretty young. For some reason, he had felt pressured into finding something he was good at. This wasn’t the case, but he did have a tendency to make things up in his head.

He did, however, find out that he was a natural class clown. He’d always take anything to the extreme in exchange for a laugh. It annoyed his teachers to no end, but it always put a smile on Ryan’s face. He had found his calling, or at least he thought he did. Ryan would act out in humorous ways during class, thus resulting in a visit to the principal’s office occasionally. His senior year, his principal told him he wasn’t funny and in fact what he was doing was incredibly disrespectful. He hadn’t meant to hurt anyone’s feelings, especially not his teachers and he vowed that he wouldn’t step into comedy, due to becoming afraid of hurting anyone else with his actions, or worse, his words.

Having somewhat of a flare for being dramatic, Ryan applied to PSU after his encounter with his principal, knowing that he had to get a degree in something if he wanted to make it in the world. The only problem was that he was only passionate about comedy. Getting a degree in Philosophy wasn’t funny at all, but he sucked it up because at least Philosophy was interesting. Now, Ryan’s stuck. He has no idea what he wants to do with his life, or what he can even do with a Philosophy degree besides analyze Socrates. He doesn’t even know if college is really for him, as he isn’t into his classes at all. He also doesn’t have many friends, due to how strong her comes on. Not to mention his passion still lies within being a comedian, no matter how hard he tries to suppress his passion. Now that he’s more than halfway done with college, he has begun trying to at least make others laugh again. He’s at his happiest when other people are happy.

BABY, THERE'S NO OTHER SUPERSTAR

Ryan keeps his curly hair sometimes short and sometimes on the longer side, just depending on whether or not he has time to get a haircut. He sometimes has facial hair, depending on whether or not he gets around to shave since his laziness gets to him. He keeps his clothing choices extremely casual and often repeats his outfits on the daily.

YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE YOUR PAPARAZZI

RYAN: Of course. Don’t apologize. I’m just glad that you’re okay.

HARMONY: Hello, Ryan!

HARMONY: I just wanted to mention again how much fun I had this weekend.