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Story of my life

Need these TBH

Re logging this so I can tag the original post in a redraw

please!!!!!! wheres the teacher??!?!?!?!??!?!? im in tears

BEAUTY

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

Clap clap

This quickly became a video I cannot scroll past. 💖

Pure angel

This is so pure and beautiful 

everything is pink from his shirt to his lips❤️

The angel son is killing it

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS 2016 IN A NUTSHELL

‘and here’s a latte to wash the cookies down!’ ‘this to-go cup doesn’t have either of our names on it.’ ‘no one seemed to respond in the first 5 seconds after the barista called the name out, so i took it to make sure it wouldn’t go to waste!’

‘speaking of art, i’ve already returned the original wharhol’s you stole back to the museum.’ ‘but those were your birthday present!’ ‘they were stolen and i don’t even like pop art!’ ‘so what you’re saying is something art nouveau for Hanukkah then?’

‘i know, i just friended you on facebook so that you can invite me next time!’ ’…did you already friend my MOM?’ ‘she’s a lovely woman, we’re going antiquing next sunday!

‘and look, i even made a scrapbook of all the times you’ve caught me!’ 'this is…incredibly comprehensive and oddly touching.’ 'aww, i’m so glad you like it!’ 'i’d like it a lot better if you didn’t have the back quarter of the book marked out for future crimes.’

Let this meme never die.

I almost scrolled past this.

UNMUTE THIS I PROMISE

Do. Not. Scroll. Past.

i solemnly swear to reblog this post every time it shows up on my dash

Must reblog

It's Halloween bitches I've been waiting all year to reblog

This was a mistake

this is hilarious to me because they didnt even put utters on the damn cow and its a fucking milk commercial

Oh my god I wanna cry

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

Big ole’ pigs.

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.